To: pml1@yahoogroups.com From: Mark Tomlonson Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 08:59:18 -0500 Subject: [PML1] CC: Melinda Mays In Melinda Mays' centerfold (February 1983) we see what happens when you spill Crazy Glue. Somebody get the nail polish remover, quick! I cannot believe this pose was approved for publication. It looks forced, unnatural, hokey and just plain stupid. No woman, not even a naked one at the edge of a bed, sits like this unless she's goofing off. Melinda's expression rules out that interpretation. The position of her left leg and arm make absolutely no sense. Melinda makes sense however. She's an extremely attractive woman, and as bad as this pose is for her left side it's great for her figure, not just her breasts but her legs as well. The colors couldn't be better. The natural wood and the light tinge of pink in the bedding are wonderful compliments for Melinda. The white stockings are perfect. Melinda's expression is a fine example of Playboy's mix of innocence and invitation. I'd love to join her in that bed. So why screw it up with this awful pose? The "Playmate From The Skylight" and the "I Gotta Go Potty" poses, as bad as they are, are better than this one. Melinda ought to sue. Photographer: Arny Freytag Scoring: Pin-up: 0.0 Erotic: 3.0 Artistic: 1.0 Overall: 1.2 out of 4.0 Cyber Club Portfolio Photo I like better than the Centerfold: # 18 http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/files/1983/02/centerfold.html http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/files/1983/02/18-lrg.html Mark Tomlonson Kalamazoo MI