To: pml1@yahoogroups.com From: Mark Tomlonson Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 10:14:12 -0400 Subject: [PML1] CC: Tina Jordan You know Tina Jordan's centerfold (March 2002) is in trouble when the nicest thing I can think of to say about it is that I like the bright, airy feel. There has been a lot of discussion about the quality of Playboy over the years and if there has been a "nadir" period. I'd submit this centerfold as an argument that the nadir is now. Don't blame Tina for this. I'm sure I'd find her very attractive if I met her in person, if for no other reason than she would have dressed and groomed herself to suit her own tastes, not those of the Playboy Playmate Factory. In this centerfold she looks like just another bleached-blonde, pink-lipsticked, over-inflated, over-trimmed Hef fantasy. I would much rather have seen Tina. Having never seen her I'm clearly relying on my fantasies. A couple of things are just plain wrong here. Her face has been turned to look it's squarest at the same time make-up or a scanner has removed all facial texture. She has been made to look like the penultimate study for a robot. This centerfold isn't a disaster, but it's much less than what Playboy can do. Photographer: Arny Freytag Scoring: Pin-up: 1.0 Erotic: 0.5 Artistic: 1.5 Overall: 0.9 out of 4.0 Cyber Club Portfolio Photo I like better than the Centerfold: #8. Here Tina looks fantastic, like a real, sexy, voluptuous blonde. PEI: What was wrong with this shot? http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/files/2002/03/centerfold.html http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/files/2002/03/08-lrg.html Mark Tomlonson Kalamazoo MI