To: pml1@yahoogroups.com
From: Mark Tomlonson
Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:07:52 -0000
Subject: [PML1] CC: Cassandra Lynn

In Cassandra Lynn's centerfold (February 2006) she's broken into the penny candy 
counter. How appropriate, because that's about all this centerfold is worth.

What in the world is going with this woman's chest? Did she pay someone to do this to 
her? What those two things are supposed to be? I've seen breasts. I've even studied a few 
closely, and at length. These are not breasts. They no more look like breasts than my dog 
looks like Millard Fillmore. (Thanks to James Thurber) 

If you want to get implants to make up for a loss, or to make your swimsuit fit a bit better, 
I don't have any major problem with them. But not in this case.

What makes it worse is Cassandra's great smile and lovely face. There's a sultriness there 
that could make her a real knockout, but the implants screw the deal. Arny and the art 
department have done a fine job of trying to make the best of the situation. With a 
platinum blonde like Cassandra the lavenders and pinks are a fine choice to set off her 
coloring.

Cassandra may be the sweetest girl in the world, but I don't want to see her naked.

Photographer: Arny Freytag

Scoring:
Pin-up: 1.0
Erotic: 0.0
Artistic: 1.5

Overall: 0.7 out of 4.0

Cyber Club Portfolio Photo I like better than the Centerfold: #1, because you can't see 
what she claims are breasts

http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/files/2006/02/centerfold-med.html
http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/files/2006/02/01-med.html

Mark Tomlonson